Soylent Orange probably spends most of his alone time yanking his Macron, because you know he’s not getting any from Melania.

Maybe Macron is determined to hold on as long as possible and give Donnyboy a taste of his own handshake medicine.

Police: “Freeze!”

I’d like to think “oh he did this because he’s stupid” but honestly I think he did this because 1: they’re fucking untouchable at this point and 2: his supporters don’t give a shit, they see nothing wrong with it. When Trump said that he could fucking shoot people and not lose any supporters, he meant it. Strap in,…

Today I felt like I breathed fresh air for the first time in nine months. My heart is soaring. I’m gonna get so blackout drunk when these fuckers are finally all indicted, it will probably put me in the hospital.

It’s hot as balls in Florida, and it is my personal theory that the heat fries your brain. I’m from Mississippi, and people were always shit crazy in the summer.

Hey, remember back in 2016 when Trump was going on about Hillary being on death’s door and not having enough physical stamina to be president? Good times.

If they’re trying to convince me that he doesn’t have Alzheimer’s and the only person who can manage him is his daughter, they’re failing. Miserably.

It makes me sick how we’re all supposed to mindlessly buy into Daughter Dingus’ pathetic phony creation myth, like she’s anything more than a spoiled little airhead who owes everything she has to the money her awesome daddy swiped from other people. Look at her, sitting there with that moronic pucker on her plastic…

I know I enjoy reading lots of fairy tales and whatnot, but I am so enraged by this that my only semi-coherent response to this is as follows: Burn the monarchy down to the ground.

“No, it’s Hydra. Hi-drah.”

The fact that no one booked hotel rooms is AMAZING to me. Like what a perfect representation of how awful this government is.

#TeamNoOne

My God, this is the absolute truth. Grandstanding while his constituents die.

What pisses me off most about President Dipshit inserting himself in this story is that per his proposed healthcare reform, the children suffering like that here at home would be left to die while their parents are saddled with a copious amount of medical debt.

Good for them. As a pretty boring monogamous Straight who can literally walk into city hall to marry my partner whenever I want, I don’t see why other consenting adults should be denied the right to have the partnerships they want. It creeps me out a lot when people get upset over other people’s choice of partner(s).…

The White House judges nominees on the merits of their character

The uber rich, police commissioners, journalists...this shit sounds like a party at Wayne Manor. How come the Joker never crashes these types of events IRL?

(And I agree that it is not dementia: this is his innermost core.)