kingcrim84
Ye Olde Human
kingcrim84

lol trump’s presidency so far

As a PoC, I always hold my breath until that part. It’s also the reason he isn’t dead.

That’s been my brain every day since last November.

I have to state the obvious, for someone who maintains his innocence, Trump sure acts like he is guilty as hell.

It’s astounding! The moment where he asked Senator Harris to slow down.....

LEGAL LOOPHOLE! That’s why that guy makes the big bucks.

That’s Ted Cruz you’re thinking of.

I really want a BW movie but only if they recast the role.

There really is something very sexy about Elon Musk but I can’t quite put my finger on what it is.

I refer to him as “Tresident Prump”. Barack O still my prez !

Every time I see the word “president” next to his name, my brain autocorrects it to “President GO FUCK YOURSELF.”

In a way, this is all Obama’s fault. If he hadn’t done such a glorious roast of Grump at the White House correspondents’ dinner, Daddy Grump would still be peddling golf courses to Arabs and little miss precious could go full-time hustling crap on QVC and killing off Asian factory workers.

Call me negative but I do not think something is going to happen, he will be saying “I do not recall” ad infinitum.

Please, please, please perjure yourself.