In a way, this is all Obama’s fault. If he hadn’t done such a glorious roast of Grump at the White House correspondents’ dinner, Daddy Grump would still be peddling golf courses to Arabs and little miss precious could go full-time hustling crap on QVC and killing off Asian factory workers.

I’m not as sure...

Call me negative but I do not think something is going to happen, he will be saying “I do not recall” ad infinitum.

Please, please, please perjure yourself.

The final scene—in the trophy room—soooooooo awesome.

oh my god i miss him

They seem to be confused and think they’re in some sort of West Wing LARP situation, or playing in a Fantasy White House Politics league. This is not Model UN, guys. This is Real UN, where you actually have to DO stuff instead of just talking real good about it with your buddies.

Mayer is the kind of guy I would have pursued in my 20s but Groban is the kind of guy I like in my 40s. He has a good job. He’s creative. He’s very funny and smart. He seems humble. Sure he may not be as hot as Zac Efron but he’s cute. I’d stay with him even if he insisted on singing “You raise me up!” every time he…

- Clark Kent, Esquire.

Dear Henry Cavill,

Have you looked at the suit Captain America is wearing in the PSA videos? It’s the outfit from the first Avengers movie. I’m guessing these are really old videos, and the school just keeps showing them because, well…they don’t care. I remember being in school, and seeing really outdated educational videos. It’s like…

1.) Not sure how public US Government is about Captain America being a fugitive, that seems like some press you’d want to avoid.

Sigh...The reason IR almost always stars a Black man is because we(in the worlds eyes) are the worst,most awful,most dangerous,most bestial,most feral,dirtiest,despicable, frightening ,lowly creatures on earth. All those words equal up to one very small word...TABOO and as we all know, taboo is the thing that makes…

I Really hope nothing too big happens in the next few years so that we can kind of, I don’t know how to put it exactly, I guess, skim over this portion of history in the textbooks later on.

I’m Mr. Manager!

It’s ok, George Michael. Your uncle has some illusions up his sleeve to keep pop-pop out of prison. Despite the light treason.

What an idiot.