An actual line from goop: “If you’re plagued by issues like parasites or heavy metals, you might need a bit more than a standard clean eating protocol. Below, some advice on working through more complex problems.”

If it weren’t so frickin’ disturbing, it would be hilarious to observe the level of white people privilege Tori Spelling and her husband experience. They apparently owe close to half a million dollars to various big time creditors, including AMEX and a big time bank, yet they walk free. In 2017 America, if they were…

Gwyneth Paltrow has a gift. She senses whenever I have utterly forgotten she exists and boom: she shows up with some obnoxious bullshit. Good job, Gwynnie. Thanks for the reminder that you suck!

Saw this last night and promptly died from it.

Don’t forget about the new provision that was just discovered in Trumpcare today - it would allow any company to deny coverage for birth control for any moral or religious reason.

It’s unclear what will come of the investigation (though my guess is “not much”)

Hacks with props make me pine for George Carlin ever so much. He would crucify Trump 111 ways to Sunday with only a mike, stool and glass of water.

Griffin isn’t exactly optimistic about what this whole debacle will do to her career.

$69-a-month Birchbox-style subscription filled with “exclusive and vintage Donald J. Trump merchandise.”

Let’s not read too much into this; Issa is probably just practicing his Parkour.

There’s certainly nothing wrong with disagreeing with a piece of art, and I definitely see their point. But removing art because some people disagree with it is... worrisome to me.

Co-opting? Marginalizing? Hate crime?

That’s fucking hilarious because towards the end, he clearly doesn’t know the words. I’ve performed in front of live audiences hundreds of times and that’s what it looks like when someone is just aping it. So not only did he sing along when it was totally inappropriate to do so, he didn’t even know the fucking words.…

What in the fuckidy fucking fuck?

This was not an isolated incident, and must not be framed as such. First, because it was literally one of two known killings by white supremist that occurred in the last week, but the earlier incident hasn’t been acknowledged by the administration (please correct me if this is not true).

I’m thinking that a “handler” wrote it.

Notice how this came from the POTUS twitter account, not from his personal account. I am also convinced he did not write this as it is logical, coherent and makes sense, plus “unacceptable” just seems too demure based on Trump’s usual rants.