An actual line from goop: “If you’re plagued by issues like parasites or heavy metals, you might need a bit more than a standard clean eating protocol. Below, some advice on working through more complex problems.”

If it weren’t so frickin’ disturbing, it would be hilarious to observe the level of white people privilege Tori Spelling and her husband experience. They apparently owe close to half a million dollars to various big time creditors, including AMEX and a big time bank, yet they walk free. In 2017 America, if they were…

Gwyneth Paltrow has a gift. She senses whenever I have utterly forgotten she exists and boom: she shows up with some obnoxious bullshit. Good job, Gwynnie. Thanks for the reminder that you suck!

Saw this last night and promptly died from it.

Don’t forget about the new provision that was just discovered in Trumpcare today - it would allow any company to deny coverage for birth control for any moral or religious reason.

It’s unclear what will come of the investigation (though my guess is “not much”)

Hacks with props make me pine for George Carlin ever so much. He would crucify Trump 111 ways to Sunday with only a mike, stool and glass of water.

Griffin isn’t exactly optimistic about what this whole debacle will do to her career.

So an oddly dismissive comment could be made about it, I guess, if that’s your thing.

I mean, can’t she fly? That’s basically like Superman needing to hop on a private plane to get somewhere. She flies faster than her invisible jet could possibly move.

The invisible jet is very important and ultimately we have to have the invisible jet. That’s a very big part of Wonder Woman.

$69-a-month Birchbox-style subscription filled with “exclusive and vintage Donald J. Trump merchandise.”

CLEARLY talking about the experience of making the film, and not the war itself.

Let’s not read too much into this; Issa is probably just practicing his Parkour.

It is extremely touching and heartbreaking.

There’s certainly nothing wrong with disagreeing with a piece of art, and I definitely see their point. But removing art because some people disagree with it is... worrisome to me.

Co-opting? Marginalizing? Hate crime?

Yes, Fury Road was praised for the role women played in it, but I never saw a single positive review that didn’t ALSO credit Hardy’s acting, the brilliant cinematography, stunning direction, high octane action, and jaw dopping pacing.

I’m not sure what planet you’re visiting us from, but here on Earth people liked Fury…