You sound like Donald Trump. "I'm not racist, because I have black friends, but......." *wink

Just out of curiosity, were the photos taken in the same forest Return of the Jedi was filmed? It looks quite accurate.

What makes you think it wasn't her idea? Star Wars isn't only loved by men.

Eye candy aside, I'm not much of a fan of 30-second fadeouts with blank screen. I'm surprised the naked parts made it onto YouTube. Are there any penises on the site? I would hope they wouldn't be discriminatory, because if they allow quick shots of labia and breasts, why not a quick shot of an organic helicopter? I…

Pitch correction in karaoke defeats the entire purpose of karaoke.

I live in Seattle. I wear beanies (wool caps), a beard, and flannel shirts because they keep me warm; I feel comfortable in them. Call me a "hipster" if it makes you feel more comfortable with being judgmental (which is exactly why we have terms like 'hippy,' hipster,' 'gangsta,' and whatever other ludicrous labels…

"The yo-yo is not attached." Doesn't that defeat the entire purpose of a yo-yo?

I was under the impression that guests are there to interact with the host(s).

I haven't had cable television in over 5 years. I'm happy about that.

Restore has begun. Thank you. I was thinking it was just weak guts.

Uh oh. Will all of this cool stuff make my 1st gen iPad obsolete? I'm gonna go with "yes" seeing as how I can't play Infinity Blade without having to restart my pad and not open anything other than the game itself.

I'm an extreme minimalist when it comes to my desktop. I will not like Launchpad on my Macbook. Please be optional instead of mandatory.

I'm in my 30s and I still don't know how to compose an aesthetically pleasing dong shot. Any tips? (pun intended)

So what happens when hacker terrorists disguise themselves as Russians and we mistakenly send a bomber over there?

And when would the use of the mobile page be more beneficial than the use of the app? When one has no remaining storage space and can't download the app? That's the only scenario I can think of.

No.....................no you are not.

edit: apparently I can't post the Letterman interview he did stating why he doesn't watch his own movies.

I see your point.

"What bothered me most was when she ran the back of her hands down my behind, felt around my breasts, and even came in contact with my vagina!"