@SkipErnst: I am intrigued. This book shall be read. Thanks for the awareness.

@sammy baby: That ain't no pixel at the end!

@Timmy: But the simple labeling of the lack of something, ie. "nothing," makes nothing something, which is, in turn, a part of everything.

If you like everything, then you must also like nothing. Nothing is a part of everything.

You know, I've been trying to break into porn somehow. This could be my ticket.

@KyleUndefined: To me, cobblestone roads are all about the charm.

Wow. Is someone's Facebook chat behaviors really that much of a concern? Seems a little dramatic, in my opinion.

@phdearthworm: There's a small chance that that is her real name. There is a well-respected jazz pianist out there named Dick Hyman. :)

My favorite director of all-time. He left behind some very important and essential contributions to human history.

Oh Etsy. You're the ultimate website for the hey-look-at-me-and-how-different-I-am syndrome.

BACK-UP PLANS: better to have them and not need them than to need them and not have them.

@WolfieXIII: Oh man. I love walking in the rain. Absolutely love it. I'm being serious about that.

Self-reflection/examination is just a good all-around strategy for good living. If we don't take time to "listen" and "talk" to ourselves, we won't be fully aware of our own lives.

I liken these songs to giving someone a box full of Legos.

This guy reminds me of the mayor on Parks & Recreation.

@Illua: Gee, you got me. I want to slurp breast milk after I look at this.

The milk drool is priceless. Sam's great at minute details.

@brewstermax: "However, each and every one of those text messages is substantive, well phrased, and done with perfect grammar and punctuation."

And I guess those necklaces worked, eh? Amma right?

60% of the time it works every time.