So THAT’S how they make Timbits!

A baby shit in the pool at my local Y. That bitch was closed for two days. They have to burn this spot to the ground.

Fun fact: this is how you audition for a role in Trailer Park Boys.

Fact: You can rearrange TIM HORTON’S to spell Shit T. Moron.

loose stools, pancake butt, untied shoes

We call ourselves Curious Chickens, and we demand that the Spoiler Space be posted immediately.

But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it’s all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue…

Back to the heavyweight. Back to the heavyweight. Back to the heavyweight jams.

Sample city through Trancentral
Basic face kick elemental
Swings brings new technology
The ‘K’ the ‘L’ the ‘F’ and the ology
Da Force coming down with mayhem
Looking at my watch; time: 3 A.M.
Got to see that everywhere I turn
Will point to the fact that time is eternal!

They gave you the technology  You could re-build him.

When I lost the little bionic implant on my Six Million Dollar Man action figure, I wrote to Kenner and they sent me a whole new arm. Now that's customer service.

Close.  Lynda Carter for me.