I just found it funny you said "the latino languages" ..perhaps just "Latin" would've sufficed?

Oh pardon me. So I missed, what, Portuguese?

1) LOL "the latino languages" You mean Spanish? :P

I'm not even a soccer... forgive me, futbol, fan, and I can appreciate this shot. GOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL! (I love when the announcers go crazy for goals)

I still say you don't know what you're talking about.

Then I have no idea where you're looking. Because I've looked also, and the google search I came up with said that soldiers are considered U.S. property— though in all fairness I could not find the actual UCMJ law that states it. Also, are you or have you ever been a soldier? I doubt it. So instead of taking my word…

Believe what you want. I'm telling you what I was told at Army inception. The paperwork I signed, while I did not read the entirety of it, stated I was now property of the U.S. Government.

I was an Army soldier. Soldiers are NOT employees. They retain their right to vote but they are considered property. Which is why you are not allowed to take days off on your own accord, you must request permission. You're sick? Too bad, morning formation. *MAYBE* after formation you can go to sick call. Sick call…

...and WTF is a "soaring" team?! lol

Unfortunately, things like this can be done for one primary reason: Once you sign up for the military, you are no longer just a citizen of the U.S. You become *property* of the U.S. government and the military can do with you (almost) as they please. The UCMJ (Uniform Code of Military Justice) is all there is, and…

Atleast the paparazzi cameras are providing ample light for such an endeavor. -__-

The Knicks are making every team they play against look more and more like the Harlem Globetrotters

Chris Smith is playing D-league ball in some other state. I read an article about how badly HE'S fucking up, there, yesterday...

Epic. I wonder if the second gush of water was from several thousand russians all flushing their toilets at the same time?!

I love how the state of Florida KEEPS reminding us that humans suck. Elections, Bush (the 'dumber' brother), Zimmerman, the FSU football rape, this. Stay classy Florida... Stay classy.

Let's look at the point scoring for this round:
+3 Slow motion hoonage.
+2 Enzo
+1 The dubstep music from "Elysium"
+8 for that license plate. "TAXTHRICH" is a win, especially coming from an Enzo owner.

Beastie Boys are known for disallowing their songs to be used in all manner of media. They'll let skate videos use "Sabotage" all to hell and back, but hardly ever (*if* ever) in movies nor TV. This doesn't surprise me at all.

+1 for a Fresh Prince reference LOL

LOL that gif says SO much in so few frames.