Better. I would expect better.

However, I think it’s strange that it’s an area that is still viewed with such mysticism. Sex is such a natural and essential part of being human, and it makes sense that games that seek to express the human condition in various ways beyond “acting violently on the game world while collecting stuff” would delve into…

“Peace is boring” well said.

I know that some people are going to see this consolidation as strange, or think it weird that Kotaku covers video game sex, or that sex even appears in video games.

“Somehow, a new player-created holiday became a story about conflict, betrayal and the disappearance of an entire civilization.”

So, they invented Thanksgiving?

Things like this are why I’ll be extremely disappointed if NMS goes full MP.

“We’re gonna need a bigger wall.”

I’m sure our president has demanded a briefing, too. If so, it will be just a matter of time before he spills the beans. “They came here because they heard about my awesome presidency, and it is incredible, you know... blah blah Hillary’s emails, blah...

Listen Tom, if aliens show up and vaporize the Earth as a goof, why worry? There’s nothing you could do to prevent it, your incinerated remains would not be able to have an opinion after the fact, and deep down you already know we had it coming.

It’s gotta boil over at some point. Players are frustrated but they keep coming back. The game has had potential for almost 4 years now, but Bungie just can’t get it right.

I’d be more outraged if D2 exotics were exciting to get in the first place.

Yeah, they speak. They say, “is it in yet?”

You know they do speak in between the squeals.

Because “ah, ah, aah” probably isn’t profane, even in Japan?

On the other upside, at least we wouldn’t have actresses scream profanities every 10 seconds or so.

True, but on the upside Woodrocket is uncensored and the female leads don’t constantly squeal like piglets throughout the shoot.

This is what happens when our generation is allowed to grow up. We jerk it to some very specific parody porn.

I bet this cosplay alone cost more than an entire woodrocket production film.

That cosplay looks professional. Wait.. it is professional I guess.