“You mean I have unlimited vacation days? That’s amazing!”

Because they like to seem hip and cool.

I suspect the “thief” was just a member of the building cleaning staff who unknowingly moved the chair to a different room.

Pictured: Mickey Callaway

Breakable weapons were key to the entire combat system. Might as well ask them to take motion controls out of Skyward Sword.

Stop beating the dead horse, your stick will break.

He clearly wasn’t a team player, since his only true joy was playing with himself.

Tugs the hearstrings.

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

“Nearly everything you do earns you “Nook Miles,” which are inspired by airplane mileage programs. Everything from arriving on the island to crafting items to simply picking weeds earns you points, which you can exchange for access to items and activities. The goal, said the developers, was to make it so that players…

DJ Khaled doesn't like going down on anything, and that includes the Billboard charts. 

Everyone likes boobs, idiot

I’ll do you one better, why is James Holzhauer?

I’m waiting for them to call up Adam Cole and immediately do an angle where he’s the illegitimate son of Michael Cole and Beth Phoenix 

There’s some dangerous gambles the WWE can take but they COULD have huge pay offs.
1) Change Brock Lesnar’s name to Bork Lensor.
2) Have him carry the “Money in the Bork” briefcase.
3) Make him a dog.

“What’s so weird about that?”

And use your turn signal.

I beg to differ. They’ll probably be walled up in a Costco or some type of gun store, and then they’ll all slowly kill themselves fighting over the last pair of sunglasses not made in China.

Tampa?

I live in a place full of (white) manbabies who demand respect without being willing to give it to others. Giant lifted trucks, barbed wire tattoos on steroid-pumped upper arms, Punisher skulls, “black rifles” and “tactical” clothing: all of this is about signaling the world, “I DEMAND YOUR DEFERENCE.”