That would definitely be the darkest timeline.

I'd probably give the first episode a B for plot but an A+ for warm fuzzies.

Also, butts. Lots and lots of butts.

What the hey hey, bro bro?

Dooooo iiiiiit!

It seems like it was pulled right out of the Second Doctor era, with a bit of Four thrown in, which I really liked.

SOMETIMES I DOUBT YOUR COMMITMENT TO THE AV CLUB COMMUNISTS.

There are only 11 episodes of Gravity Falls so far and 5 of them have made it to my uncut Best of 2012 list.

Saturday or Sunday are the best for me, I have a meeting thingy Friday night.

Which is a shame because I liked Dodo quite a bit. I always wish she'd been given more.

Which is a shame because I liked Dodo quite a bit. I always wish she'd been given more.

The reconstructions aren't half-bad, if only to hear the dialogue performed.

The reconstructions aren't half-bad, if only to hear the dialogue performed.

It's possible that we saw her in the 60s, she looks a lot like Zoe.

It's possible that we saw her in the 60s, she looks a lot like Zoe.

I yelled a very loud "COME ON" when Eleven was like, "An army of ice…" and refused to finish it properly with "warriors."

I yelled a very loud "COME ON" when Eleven was like, "An army of ice…" and refused to finish it properly with "warriors."

I could probably counter with Stephen Fry but to my knowledge he has never hosted NMTB.

LOVE BIG FAT QUIZ SHOW. It's how I discovered British Television to be honest, and more specifically Russell Brand and Noel Fielding.

Oh my god I am incredibly angry.