Blue lives matter. What, was you born a police? That is not a blue life. That is a blue suit. If you don’t like it, take that suit off, find a new job, because I’ll tell you right now, if I could quit being black today, I’d be out the game.

the only video we’ve seen of him actually driving shows him behind the wheel of a Rolls Royce, which is built by German company BMW.

I’m saying he’s the Undertaker.

That’s because the ban was reversed. Even one of the game’s designers was against the ban in the first place.

That’s not Crazy Taxi

After you stopped watching to write this, he asked a black reporter to set up a meeting with the black caucus, blamed an uptick in Nazi graffiti on “the other side,” and, fuck, probably a few other things but I’m high now because weed is medicine and I’m very sad.

Like you said, you’re not American.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

We call them hoagies in Philadelphia. Not heroes.

I only mention it because sometimes there’s a man... I won’t say a hero, ‘cause, what’s a hero? But sometimes, there’s a man.

Burn, Donald.

#MakeTheIronIslandsGreatAgain

I call bullshit.

The cropping is the best part, it says”Im being dishonest”, but the missed details say “Im incompetent”.

If you’re a cranky old white man, you can say that we need to make America great again, because there are all these minorities and women asking for special (read: equal) treatment. Obviously America isn’t great for YOU. You used to be top dog, king shit, and you could get away with anything! Nowadays when you yell…

No need for that anymore, I work with this stuff. Trust me, it isn’t necessary anymore. If they don’t add them in post then Ill come back to this post and apologize.

And invest heavily in Nabisco, Little Debbie and Hostess.

Man, it’s a good thing they had all those Betas, right?

Too bad one of them didn’t yell “Fuck Konami”.