Whatever, I’d watch ‘em fuck.

I wish everyone would stop trying to galaxy brain Trump. He’s old, and he’s cheesy. End of story. He would be doing 4 AM infomercials right now if he hadn’t been granted the role of Useful Idiot by Putin and the GOP, and Guy Whose Jib I Like The Cut Of by every old fucker in America. The mush-filled cavity where his…

“Speaking with The Wrap, Phillips argued that “outrage” has become “a commodity,” adding, “what’s outstanding to me in this discourse in this movie is how easily the far left can sound like the far right when it suits their agenda.” That’s dumb, since he’s blaming the people who are worried about violence for being…

Lol it tells me ya boys finally found a useful idiot so useful, so stupid, they’d do anything to protect him. They are usurpers and Trump is their frail boy king.

Disney: “Here’s the new Star Wars!”

“People aren’t stupid.”

You wouldn’t really say he’s “drawn to” impeachable offenses, so much as he “has no fucking clue what constitutes one.” The guy needs someone to jam the straw into his juicebox for him; it’s not like he really has any intent besides doing the same shady shit he always does, but since he’s an idiot, he thinks the…

Or we could not indulge any of this inane horseshit and turn our attention to the fact that his administration is packing the courts. Or the fact that his administration is deregulating the fresh food we eat, or how strange it is that he thinks he can ignore term limits, almost like his ADMINISTRATION has purposely…

“When he gets skunked," has anybody been paying attention???

“Can we just pause to imagine a world where it makes sense to blame poor people for pollution and not fossil fuel companies?"

I don't understand, what's the difference

It’s crazy how when he says people don’t “treat him nicely...” it’s like he’s definitely implying mafioso-style intimidation, but also he’s being boomer patronizing, like he’s the one speaking to a child and not the other way around.

Joe Pesci.

Longer life expectancies were a mistake.

By turning out in much higher numbers to vote than the olds. Trump knows exactly who eats this shit up when he says it, and it’s the same crowd that put him in office - cheesy, decrepit boomers whose best days are behind them. His entire sales pitch is The Way Things Used To Be. Can’t say the man doesn’t know his…

Nothing over two syllables, nice touch

Anyone who’s played a good amount of Mystery Heroes (i.e. me) knows the key to making Bastion work on offense is to stay mobile, figure out your optimal spots for both attack range and cover, and alternate between them to keep the other team guessing. Pretty much what Saebyeolbe did here, good shit.

Cheers Donald Sutherland, you’re one of the good ‘uns.

I swear y’all, you make it seem like Sony DIDN’T just make the best Spider-Man film ever without Disney

There is no deft feinting or tactical distraction involved when Trump returns from a trip abroad and says something like “no one ever knew that there even was such a thing as France, but that’s something that I’ve been seeing and we’re going to look into it.”