JoJo Rabbit

SONY Board: We’ve got to do something to distract all these people about Spider-Man.

Follow-up observations have revealed that the object has a hyperbolic orbit

I always feel bad for Ernie, because his role in Ghostbusters was changed right before shooting started, and he was (and still is) left off of marketing materials for the previous films. He even had to audition for his role in The Real Ghostbusters cartoon, and was passed over for it.

Dear Sirs,

I have it on good authority that that “rat” was actually a squirrel, and that squirrel was named Tippy Toe. 

That sounds exactly like my father; if you can believe it, in a storybook twist, he actually had the good graces to die on my birthday last year. It felt like all my christmases at once.

His father taught him not to regard children until they are old enough to learn the family griftness.

What if Face/Off starred ONLY Nicholas Cage?

I know. I still remember a Republican telling me that Swiftboating John Kerry was a perfectly legitimate activity, since Kerry was referencing his military service to aid his campaign. I asked her if Bush should avoid mentioning his service in the National Guard. She said that was completely different.

You keep getting shocked! Maybe you should stop rubbing your feet on the carpet!

Republican trolls using anti-semitic dog whistles? I’m shocked. Shocked I say.

I just had to dismiss a troll because they said that just because they are a decorated military hero and astronaut doesn't mean that they won't sell out to the globalists. 

Republicans, attacking a genuine American hero? I’m shocked, I say, shocked that they wouldn’t support a decorated military officer.

“Legacies’ incoming vampire, Sebastian”

Yeah, until Mary Tyler Moore passed two and a half years ago, the longevity of that cast was amazing. John Amos is still around as well, and if you want to add Rhoda alums, I hear Julie Kavner has a well-paying steady gig.

I grew up on “The Mary Tyler Moore Show”. It was a weekly staple in our home and while the women in my family were all initially drawn in by the spunky (“I hate spunk”) Mary Richards I noticed that all of them, especially my divorced aunts and grandmother, quickly switched their allegiances to Rhoda. Rhoda was brash,…

My first memories of Valerie are probably a few vague images of her on “Valerie” (I mostly remember The Hogan Family), but my first real memories are when Nick at Nite began running the Mary Tyler Moore Show. I immediately became hooked on the show, watching it in my room every night. I enjoyed the show to the end…

That’s his military dress uniform for the war on Christmas.

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