Like Shatner.

I feel like at some point Goldblum saw all the parodies of himself and decided to beat them to the punch by outdoing them and adopting it as his permanent public persona.

I’d like to go Goldblum at every situation that needs it.

Bill and Ted are truly being excellent to each other.

I kinda wish they’d bypass Namor entirely and go with Namora instead. You could keep Namor’s arrogance and stubbornness, while bypassing both his problematic characteristics and comparisons to Aquaman (we know they are very different characters, but mainstream audiences probably wouldn’t). You could even open the film…

In a released statement Long John Silver’s said the following about the company’s decision to no longer advertise at all on Fox News:

when is somebody gonna do something about that white culture?

This must be fake news. I mean, he’s Mexican, and according to our President, he must then be a rapist or a drug dealer or something, and everyone knows those guys don’t have time for physics equations.

lol i gotta stop pulling that kinda shady shit

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!

It truly is the walking dead. 

“We’re looking at everything for 930 years. Certainly 930 years in the future, you would expect that technology has advanced so that’s a lot of the conversations that we’ve been having as well. What does that future look like? What does the technology look like? In addition to things like the world itself and the look…

Exciting, also please dear lords of Star Trek do a follow up with older Jake and Nog and Sisko in this new series. Please and thank you.

Yeah, Reich back at ya...

The Downfall meme is back?

Joule thief!

My first thought was, Trump hired a goon to kill him.

I’m excited that Bruhl/Zemo is coming back. IMO, he was one of the more compelling villains we’ve seen in the MCU, and Bruhl is a fine actor.

Counterpoint: if I ran a movie production studio and my movie got SO close to breaking the all-time box office record and just missed it by a hair, I would 100% re-release the movie to cross the finish line just to be a dick.

It’s taking a solid slice off the screen compared to some of the newest competitors and phone nerds are somehow very mad about it. But in spirit I am with you on not giving a shit about bezels or notches or whatever—I have a Google Pixel 3 XL, whose stupid devil-horns notch was widely described as hideous, and never…