king-of-internet
10 to 15 percent nicer comments
king-of-internet

I’m replying to the grey not you. Jackass they make sure that you don’t have the same copy of the test as the people sitting close to you. I’m 40 years old and remember that. Then when my niece took it two years ago, the shit ain’t changed. It’s damn near impossible to cheat that way because the questions are in

The same answers as the students sitting around her....you mean...the correct answers?

Right?  If I’m stoned and you set me down in front of a table full of food, the last thing I’mma be is “lifeless.”

I’ve said it before, Hollywood doesn’t make Mission:Impossible movies to make money; they’re trying to see exactly how much protection Xenu is giving Cruise by getting him to do crazier and crazier stunts.  I heard he’s going to space jump from the ISS wearing only goggles and a thong in IM7.

Man don’t use that hebephile/ephebephile language, just call him the pedo rapist fuck he is. Those other ttwo things are just words pedophiles invented to try and justify their sick fuckityness

[One Punch Man “OK” GIF goes here]

I’m hoping for the Great Old One himself.

Swear to fucking god, the liberal response to the idea of pulling out of Syria — where we shouldn’t be, and never should have been — lionizing of war criminals like Mattis, and reflexive, full-throated defense of America’s monstrous foreign policy over the last few days has been genuinely disgusting. Bunch of

“Hey, it’s not gonna suck itself.”

Jesus that’s what the site looks like without uBlock?

That’s like saying you can’t own a song, cause we all have voices. Can’t own a book, cause we all have fingers to write. Can’t own a game, cause can all type code. Absurd argument.

pay to win though, keeps asking me to put my cc number in. 

Then he just packed up after 8 years and quit when he knew things would get bad! I mean...he didn’t even bother running again.

A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
MOTHER OF FIFTY-DOLLAR EXILES.

There is the definite possibility that it ends up a complete copy of that photo shoot where he just randomly wanders off in the middle of it and a mic picks up him saying “get me out of here” again. We all know he can’t sit idly by and endure something that isn’t about him.

It has to irritate him to no end that he isn’t scheduled to speak. I wouldn’t be surprised if he either comes up with a reason to back out, leaves early because he isn’t speaking, or tries to go up and speak even though he isn’t supposed to.

The Khashoggi tape is Haspel’s 50 Shades.

Torture? Oh, no no no! Dismembering a person while they’re still alive isn’t torture! We prefer to call it “Bodily-Rearrangement.”