“lawyer candidate"?

Not surprising considering Ben Carson thinks public housing was built by Joseph for grain storage.

Roscoe is ready to cast his second vote.

Then you take your dog back out to the car, change his collar and ID tag and repeat the process.

“Demographic death spiral”

Can’t wait for Lindsey Graham to be on the verge of tears every time even one Democrat doesn’t support his party’s judicial nominee.

I’m so glad we all got grayed so that bad trolls could live.

In Trump’s defense, the judge was appointed by a total moron.

“How can I correct a server who mispronounces a dish?”

Dear Mr. Pedantic,

Also, did Mark Zuckerberg and Mitch McConnell kill the caribou or did the caribou kill Mark Zuckerberg and Mitch McConnell?

So Soros is buying GMG from Univision, I take it?

It’s like nobody ever stands up on railings and randomly declares themselves to be Jesus Christ before pissing all over audiences anymore. Ptch. Today’s nutjobs are so uncreative.

They might have even got the race wrong.  That's Gandhi man.  Just looking a bit more hip than he used to.

Just hook that straight up into my vein.

Honestly we’re basically there with a lot of people calling the second amendment a “God given right.”

“Liberal Palestinian with a gun.”

Is that a berreta? Blasphemy. Jesus only shoots ‘merican.

Unless she had her feet up on another student who was on all fours acting as a footstool.... even then, one must ask, is is consensual? 

My guess is that this very stable genius probably thought that Breaking Bad was an aspirational tale, rather than a deeply tragic one.