Is that a berreta? Blasphemy. Jesus only shoots ‘merican.

Unless she had her feet up on another student who was on all fours acting as a footstool.... even then, one must ask, is is consensual? 

My guess is that this very stable genius probably thought that Breaking Bad was an aspirational tale, rather than a deeply tragic one.

The sheer number of different emotions I’m feeling is exceptional. 

Internet: There will be a real life Pikachu Detective Movie.

This motherfucker looks like Wilson Fisk.

I live in Seattle, you bet your behind I’d take my bong to the park. Actually I wouldn’t, I’d just get one of the ‘premades’ the industry has re-dubbed as (huh) joints.

Oh come on, you’ve got that douchecanoe congressman vaping like a teenage boy when mom’s at the store. If I’m gonna poke some smot it’s gonna be from my friends bong.

She broke *three* ribs... went home.... and experienced “discomfort”. She’s going to stay on this court until after Donny Junior dies of old age.

That was a good calcu....

Yes, because who could have predicted that ignoring multiple states in the Midwest while doing a premature victory lap on the coasts would in any way come back to bite you in the ass.

I was WONDERING about the conga line. The rest of it seemed pretty straightforward, but my parser crashed right there.

I’m no gun guy but is that not an AR15? Have these goons accidentally made the case that we’re more in danger from white nationalists than anything else?

Your state might be tiny but it’s not inconsequential. You get at least one rep and two senators, thanks to the Constitution. Your vote is probably more consequential than mine. I live in Manhattan. Your whole state might have a smaller population than the people I see on my commute every day.

You fucked up bigly on this one. 

“But even for him, hitting notes of racism, sexism, and homophobia in one short statement is impressive.”

My friend, you apologize to no one.

Just FYI, not sure if you saw but they greyed every last commenter. A “purge” or reboot. But, yes, quite fun having a commentariat that’s been around GMG longer than 98% of Splinter writers told that we’re the real problem around here, and not poorly thought out, deliberately trolling posts.

When reached for comment Brian Kemp confirmed he has opened an investigation into the Democratic Party of Georgia to get to the bottom of this.