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Erasing the US military’s numerous war crimes is just one of those heinous things American jingoists do, while unironically screaming for that same military to crush everything in its path. 

“Chris, when you have you ever known our military just to go shoot people up?”

I can believe it. It crushes the soul after a while.

Nah. It’s not so much the timing, it’s just the wrong kind of terrorist. Can you imagine the field day Trump, the GOP, and Fox would be having if these had been brown terrorists targeting conservatives instead of two conservative white guys targeting liberals and Jews? Trump would be thrilled! He’d be shouting about

Terrorists acting out prematurely delay the GOP agenda.

Your comment really ought to have far more stars. I mean, you barely scratched the surface, I think.

Burkman—whose fly happened to be down during this extremely important and serious event—insisted on calling the 20-year-old Wohl “a child prodigy who has eclipsed Mozart.”

The fact that the two of them soldiered on with their press conference in light of the incredibly amazing internet drubbing they got yesterday is honestly hysterical and sad at the same time. This is what happens when a 20-year-old has already gone through a major legal proceeding and got off with a slap on the wrist.

Like Captain Dickless in the front wearing crocs? Jesus Christ, can’t get any more stereotypical than that.

Don Lemon is the 24 hour news version of reverse Nic Cage.

“We investigated him and found no signs of intelligence anywhere."

Melania and I were treated very nicely yesterday in Pittsburgh. The Office of the President was shown great respect on a very sad & solemn day. We were treated so warmly. Small protest was not seen by us, staged far away. The Fake News stories were just the opposite-Disgraceful!

What jobs?

Ah good, it only took three pictures to get to the sexy Gritty fan art. My internet is clearly working properly and I can commence staring into the abyss.

Antifa gritty:

I really hope someone can finger the perpetrator of this anus crime.