Burkman—whose fly happened to be down during this extremely important and serious event—insisted on calling the 20-year-old Wohl “a child prodigy who has eclipsed Mozart.”

The fact that the two of them soldiered on with their press conference in light of the incredibly amazing internet drubbing they got yesterday is honestly hysterical and sad at the same time. This is what happens when a 20-year-old has already gone through a major legal proceeding and got off with a slap on the wrist.…

Like Captain Dickless in the front wearing crocs? Jesus Christ, can’t get any more stereotypical than that.

Don Lemon is the 24 hour news version of reverse Nic Cage.

“We investigated him and found no signs of intelligence anywhere."

Melania and I were treated very nicely yesterday in Pittsburgh. The Office of the President was shown great respect on a very sad & solemn day. We were treated so warmly. Small protest was not seen by us, staged far away. The Fake News stories were just the opposite-Disgraceful!

What jobs?

The number works, too.

Radical left Gritty has been a legit source of comfort for me in these terrible days. To that end, I will rep this amazing comic again: https://thenib.com/who-s-gonna-run-in-2020

Ah good, it only took three pictures to get to the sexy Gritty fan art. My internet is clearly working properly and I can commence staring into the abyss.

Antifa gritty:

I really hope someone can finger the perpetrator of this anus crime.

I heard him yesterday being referred to as Corn Hitler, which I thought was hilarious and apt. Steve King, you’re burnt!

A child sized Nazi uniform is not "a last minute decision"

who apologized and called it a poor decision. He claimed the costume idea was a last-minute decision, and

A sleeper terrorist (in)cell?

I think we should put all the blame on the female Democrats who ignored this poor guy in High School!