Right, like no conservative would show up with a gun to a pizza parlor looking for a child sex ring...

The MAGAts are already so far down the rabbit hole with the “the left did it” conspiracy shit, I’m sure if a conservative is caught and arrested they’ll just put all their weight behind freeing him. They’ll treat it as some Brett Kavanaugh-style “innocent until proven guilty and OK even if you are proven guilty still…

Even if McConnell came out and said “I personally made the bombs myself, here’s some photos of me lovingly crafting them, along with a video in which I am holding that morning’s paper and reciting my social security number”, you bet your ass the online psychos would start questioning how deep does it really go!?

nice

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That was a quick escalator.

After condemning “radical Democrats,” Trump asked the crowd, “You know what a globalist is, right?” After leaving a several second silence, filled with boos, he continued, “A globalist is a person who wants the globe to do well, frankly, not caring about our country so much.”

If they can also link in Black Lives Matter I get Bingo. 

Forget it, Milt.  It’s Gawkertown.

You should be banned for this, BTW.

*grunts loudly; hoots; snorts*

This guy is a fucking cop. He’s talking like he’s an ex-mob enforcer.

Also no US municipality would be able to get a car marked as abandoned and crushed inside of three days.

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

If there is a lesson here, it’s that “The first time someone offers you their grandpa’s ashes, believe them”

I googled “Zodiac killer quotes” to find inspiration for a cheap joke but now I just want to salute the hero who did this.

I hate her and now you made me know her name. She is just Upside down woman to me.

This is what you see when you go to http://tedcruz.com: