I want to see him cry more

Beer enemas.

So they told him “Act like an abusive alcoholic and don’t answer questions. Then, like any good and manipulative addict and abuser, challenge the questioners about their own lives rather than answering a simple question. Oh, and lie a lot too.”

If Blackout Brett is stupid enough to take any advice from Trump, he does not deserve to be confirmed. Combine that with the fact that he is a confirmed perjurer and very likely an attempted rapist should be an immediate disqualifer.

Maybe SkyNet actually begins like this, as a “Three Laws” protocol to save us from ourselves by killing us.

Like Julius Cesar said,”Veni, vidi, boofi”

Maybe?

A United States senator comes out and flatly says he will not listen to the people he’s supposed to be representing, without any fear of consequences. A sitting president holds rallies and calls supporters of sexual assault victims “evil”. A Supreme Court nominee promises a straight up political war, with plenty of…

That sounds like a Devil’s Triangle to me...

I still don’t know what boofing means, and I refuse to look it up. Let it remain in the darkness so I can just imagine its awfulness. 

Nonsense.

I’m in a bar fight, at my desk, in my office, right now!

He lied about something he did a half an hour earlier.

“The Democrats can no longer be trusted with your power,” he said, describing them as the party of “crime.”

Well being a bully is the only thing he’s good at. Or rather, the only thing he thinks he’s good at, because grade schoolers could come up with better jabs than this on the playground. Also:

It was the same with that shitbag Lindsay fucking Graham.

It was supremely fake, as pointed out by Bill Maher on Friday’s show. The tears, the yelling, it was all an act to add a little bravado and make Daddy Trump happy.

I liked beer. I still like beer. I wish I had a beer right now. A nice, cold, frosty beer with a funnel. What the fuck are you people still doing here? Do you have a beer? I’ll kill you for a beer!

Next time, Kavanaugh needs to knock back a few beers before his testimony. He reads as a screaming, entitled dry drunk needing his medicine.

Those are the ones I like the most!