Remember to mention doing all the cocaine.

I’m comfortable calling him a probable rapist.

The Skadden, Arps thing is particularly vapid. It’s one of the largest law firms in the world, and they’ve got their fingers into just about everything of any significance. Why, look at all these former Skadden lawyers who went to work for the Trump administration!

Then you’re a fucking moron.

It doesn’t take much to trick someone from Arkansas. I used to sell Cheerios there as donut seeds. 

I wanna believe you actually did all this research yourself and didn’t just copy this whole screen from someplace else

Benghazi?

Maybe once the Republicans control the executive, judicial, and legislative branches they can open an investigation into Hillary Clinton and all her shady dealings.

R.I.P. Zelda you were an enormous sweetheart and you sounded like an air-raid siren when left alone for more than thirty seconds.

There is NOTHING that they could have found in that apartment that would have made a difference to me...

Manafort forfeited around $46 million. That should more than cover the Russia investigation which means Mueller is actually making us money while serving justice :)

But it has the debilitating side effect of making people on it never fucking shut up about the keto diet.

Brady is a fancy dog who would never disobey master Belichick and challenge Trump.

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I somehow missed this reply until now. And I just laughed so hard I think I pee’d a little.