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I somehow missed this reply until now. And I just laughed so hard I think I pee’d a little.

This site sucks.

Am I supposed to be voting today? 

I have. They’re usually called “Supervisors Angling for Manager.”

I listened to that whole thing and let’s just say he (this White House economic advisor) cherry-picked those charts and data like it was Cherry-pie season.

I don’t understand this.

That might be effective in a world where cops are trained better than Jimbo and Ned.

It’s 2/3 of a bitCoin, grandpa

Thanks Beth, your article serves as journalistic lodestar to the rest of this nation.

I’m not. This is just stupid, and there are many ways beyond using a potentially lethal device to wake an unresponsive person. This is at the maturity level of me poking my brother in the ear with the end of a broken Hula Hoop to wake him up...when I was 9.

According to a woman I overheard as she was driving away from the gas pump, it’s “considerably nicer than yesterday, all of which are better than they were under Obama’s stranglehold of weather regulations, which is why I am finally free to pursue my dream small business where I sell discount corn syrup to schools,…

Hello, fellow Ted Cruz supporter,

This text is the “hello fellow kids” meme come to life.

“But I would ask you, sir... If the kitchen’s in the house and Diana’s in the kitchen, what’s in diana?!”

Lee is a person who routinely spends his days torturing the language and if you start asking him questions he’ll tell you “THEY TWISTED MY WORDS”.

The official GOP response: