I don’t understand this.

That might be effective in a world where cops are trained better than Jimbo and Ned.

It’s 2/3 of a bitCoin, grandpa

Thanks Beth, your article serves as journalistic lodestar to the rest of this nation.

I’m not. This is just stupid, and there are many ways beyond using a potentially lethal device to wake an unresponsive person. This is at the maturity level of me poking my brother in the ear with the end of a broken Hula Hoop to wake him up...when I was 9.

According to a woman I overheard as she was driving away from the gas pump, it’s “considerably nicer than yesterday, all of which are better than they were under Obama’s stranglehold of weather regulations, which is why I am finally free to pursue my dream small business where I sell discount corn syrup to schools,…

Hello, fellow Ted Cruz supporter,

This text is the “hello fellow kids” meme come to life.

“But I would ask you, sir... If the kitchen’s in the house and Diana’s in the kitchen, what’s in diana?!”

Lee is a person who routinely spends his days torturing the language and if you start asking him questions he’ll tell you “THEY TWISTED MY WORDS”.

He needed to Purge. Its ok, it happens. I know, I saw it in a movie once (and multiple horrible sequels).

The official GOP response:

Meanwhile in my district (MA-3), there are 10 Democrats vying for the nomination. I voted for Juana Matias, but Lori Trahan is running away with it.

Capuano is not a centrist. He was a great and progressive representative for many many years. But his time came and it's nice to see a new face in the seat. But this doesn't fit the narrative of "centrist gets thrown out for progressive." This is "old progressive loses to young progressive."

...the posts were not meant to be public—they were “the result of an ongoing family dispute.

does anyone else besides me think the ad reads “#JUSTDOLT”?

Apparently, they’re one of the most legit companies in the clothing industry now, as they took to time to develop and institute specific preventative measures after the controversy.

Kudos to Nike for bringing John Brennan and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad together, I guess.