I would legit buy a ticket to The Caucasity of Dopes.

I figure he’d get Humperdoo to do it.

As part of this arming program, specialized firearms have been specced for different teaching disciplines. They are as follows:

I have said this before, and I’ll say it every time this discussion comes up:

I’m an educator. I’ve also been through BCT and a number of firearm familiarization courses. I am actually in favor of individual firearm ownership, but with the caveat that background checks and standards need to be tightened, longer waiting…

“Expropriations.”

He was so close ...

Troll rating: 9.5/10

inject this into my eyes

“Alexa, send a floral arrangement to both Michael Cohen and Paul Manafort.”

Mini golf?

Mrs. Neanderthalman went to Memento (Memorial) Park when she was in Budapest.  She said it was one of the most eerie experiences she has ever had.

I feel like someone should record this speech and just blast it at 11 outside the chancellors house and office anytime she’s there.

As has been noted elsewhere, here’s a nice portion from the dedication speech for Silent Sam:

Russia has their Fallen Monument Park. It would be a good solution to put them in an outdoor museum like that. There are dozens in Gettysburg National Park.

I’ve said it before, but they should just get a field somewhere and put all of these things there. IIRC one of the countries that fought with Nazi Germany in World War 2 did something like that.

But what’s the real tea? And if that’s what the school really told her, how is pole dancing, again a legit bad-ass sport, an issue?

She’s already explained that her choice in barring the press was to keep the questions from being about her campaign, and her thoughts on the DNC, etc. etc. that she’s been press docketing for the last 2 months.

He just wants a constituent sausage party.

You’re going to sit here in front of all these people and Jesus and tell me those are three different people and not just a photo of the same sad dude at 3 different points in his life?