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Finally, we might start to see a focus on the true cause of climate change: not enough prayer. Or the wrong prayers. Or...too much prayer? All I know is that I don’t understand the weather. What’s all this about “clean coal” I’ve been hearing? Sounds promising

lol this is why we cant have universal healthcare

“Throwing civil violators into rape-dungeons forever? Exactly what I had in mind. Very Constitutional.” —James Madison

Ending slavery is just one of the things America never gets credit for! Also:

He probably learned to table stand at Drunk Driving School.

I enjoy doing whatever’s bothering you. I can do it without even trying.

THIS IS A NATURAL VARIATION CARRY ON PLEBS

It’s obvious that bad actors have gotten behind the wheles of these veheles. The best course of action would be to ban all cars until our country’s representatives can figure out what the hell is going on. 

That’s the appeal! I bet Vladimir Putin wouldn’t appreciate being belittled and demeaned, I’m sure. If we can weaponize this kind of no-restraint toxic pettiness and turn it on our enemies, our greatness will be cemented. It’ll be just like it is now, but anti-Putin. Perfect.

I am very happy that our centrist independent option is so stupid. He’s so dumb. He should change his name to Howard Starbucks and give out free coffee, just because. Socialist coffee for the thirsty.

Heh my dad got these a few months ago and I set them up with the Klipsch media streamer thing and it was real bad. Their app is pretty terrible and the regular bluetooth connection worked about half of the time. Ditched the media streamer, still wasn’t easy to make a connection. Overall it seemed like a classic

Heh my dad got these a few months ago and I set them up with the Klipsch media streamer thing and it was real bad.

There is a 0% chance that is real hair.

This is a needlessly partisan clickbait non-issue. Nancy Pelosi is the governor-queen and her leadership, Italian or not, works for the best of us all. You know what? AOC says tons of dumb wrong shit and needs to be better. Omar needs to quit Twitter and think harder about things. This is fine. They’ll get better.

Meanwhile, I have owned several toilets in my life—so if you need a plumber, I’m your guy.

“Look, I’m just here to save the babies. Constitutional crises? Never part of the deal. Can it be fixed by chastity and the sanctity of marriage? No? Then no comment. Look at my contract.”

I just spit my organic mocha almond triple all over my keyboard. Twinkies?! White on the outside and white on the inside?! Fire your PR team right now. Very troubling

lol Ive had my Moto X for like five years now, never cased or protected, and it doesn’t have a single scratch. I’m not careful with it either. I don’t think making screens that don’t suck is some insurmountable rocket science. This entire industry is a con.

Nice

Poll Leader Decides To Actually Run, Shocking The Media