“We’re sanctioning the entire state of California. Some Democrats, like Paul Ryan, will say it cannot be done, but the far-left will never invade our mind-churches.”

Yep, but five was my limit. It was a mistake reading those articles and making this list.

Kremer was’t done, however. “Chris, when you have you ever known our military just to go shoot people up?” she asked.

Finally, a president who speaks my language. There really isn’t any who has a great economy for the history of the president. President Nobody in history has ever been our economy.

Hold my beer

What is that butter thing? The coupon works on it. Cool

What is that butter thing? The coupon works on it. Cool

I admit I am really liking his phrasing though. The small protest was not seen by them, staged far away. The Fake News stories were INCREDIBLY CLOSE AND STAGED RIGHT IN FRONT OF US

Beard growing and NO MASTURBATION

lol this tweet will never get old

I am glad troops are being sent to the border given our love of white nationalist militias.

Those arent dollars, but drawings of dollars, done by his children. This ad is saying “Vote no, but regrettably, as Matt Lesser is a family man of the highest caliber.”

Sexy Gritty?

NPR had a caller a few days ago who said he was part of a militia traveling to the border to protect something or whatever before he was cut off for ranting against the media™. This is my real worry. I might actually be glad the national guard or whoever will be there.

I, too, demand politicians pay attention to me and my needs, that need being nothing, but still. I just want attention. I’m so bored, you know? So boring. Nothing interesting is going on in politics.

Oh but it melds so perfectly with the Christian Persecution Complex. “What do you mean ‘not real Jews’? That sounds pretty bigoted. Classic intolerant left.”

It’ll take quite a deep probe to expose this asshole; if I was brave enough to go down there I woulda wrecked ‘um.

The GOP has decided that words can’t incite action so this is fine

I can’t think of a context in which someone can say the words “white pride” without immediately thinking they’re a goddamn nazi. Look at these albino lions, I guess

Ha ha ha someone ask Elizabeth Warren the meaning of that Native American memorabilia. Is it the memorabilia of your family 

Joe Biden is just glad to feel important again. What a group to be a part of