harpoon for land-whales

He’s a Catholic.

AWFUL CUYAHOGA OUTCOME HRC 2 be created. Must launch effective legal challenge. Shout out: hubby Michael testified. Outcome directly tied 2 CLE 66% adult illiteracy. 

On Last Week Tonight is the first time I saw footage of Bart O’Kavanaugh and I cannot believe this is what America has come to. What a stupid motherfucker

SMOKE WEED

Ha ha ha suck that Apple teat. I know you feel dumb buying a $1k phone but its ok we all make mistakes

This is the tribalism that put Donald Trump in the White House! Thanks for that.

The kind from your childhood.

cause Bernie Sanders is the One True Democrat suck it fake-libs HillaryLostTheWHITEWOMANVote.com

Guys, if we don’t confirm B Kav he will kill this puppy. Dont force him to kill this puppy, Democrats. He doesnt want to kill this puppy, oh no, but if this Clintonite conspiracy doesnt end, I just dont know what other choice he has.

the sheer horsepower of the new A12 Bionic processor paired with a better camera system, the improved guts should let me handle my day-to-day phoning with a little bit more ease.

the editorial staff at America, the Jesuit domestic terror magazine

“This is not a job interview,” Graham snarled. “This is hell.”

revenge on behalf of the Clintons

It was only a matter of time before animals learned to cooperate. History will record this moment as when it all began

Thank god, I did not want to actually have to watch this thing

Oh yeah, lizard people. I hadn’t thought about it that way before.

Police found second decomposing body at the same site, but Clark was not charged for any crime in connection to it.

AHH OH NO A CONTRACT