lol Democrats, Bored and Angry, Demand Friends Pledge Allegiance To Fantasy

The only people thinking the things I copy-pasted from RedState are idiot sociopaths. Our blood and our treasure? Politics are not a bad revolutionary war fanfic.

lol sorry about this but it is too good

Clintonite Curses Conservatives, Crude Canine Comparison Circulated

White Castle

This is the correct spelling #2018 #maga

I’ve heard that even saying the word “feasibility” in the White House will get your knees broke. “WE CAN DO ANYTHING” *whack*

https://www.npr.org/2017/10/24/559604836/majority-of-white-americans-think-theyre-discriminated-against?t=1529768741880

Hmmm, soooo, I was wondering...do we not have a Constitution anymore? How is this not discrimination? Sarah Sanders deserves protection, she’s in a class all of her own *gazes wistfully at the horizon*

lol you found the one perfect stock image for this article. It does not happen often, but you did it, and it is perfect.

See, now this is a good turnaround time for producing video. This was on the Root only yesterday and needs as much exposure as possible because this is (another) cold-blooded murder and an extremely angering story.

I know right. I was being unnecessarily generous, too: Quinnipiac puts the number of Republicans who support family separation at 55% and I don’t think it’s a leap to apply that here as well.

“This is just like what happened in the Bible. No problems here.” —A Third of Republicans

What did you think was going to happen? You should have written

“Strong Patriot-gods”

Stay out of the sun. The first 48 hours are most important, but if you do develop a rash, that part of your skin could stay sensitive for years.

I was waiting to make a joke about how long it would take to uncover a child sex abuse ring, because that’s the kind of edgy commenter I am, but real life beat me to it.

“Think of all the wasted labor that could be used for shoes, dad. We’re passing up a goldmine.”

Hope Hicks was brought back to the laboratory to be deconstructed in preparation for the next iteration.

“Ha ha ha you know what we should do? Give America a dirty-blonde white woman who actually should be locked up. Lock her up! Ha ha ha.”