So after seeing it did your mom send you off to preschool with a copy of the movie to share with the other kids? If not, this is not in any way comparable unless you were a genius-level artist at 5 years old and could realistically recreate the image of a naked Kate Winslet with crayons.

Ok, so what you’re saying here is you would be cool with an airline forcing your 3 year old child to watching two adults having wild sex, anal, BJs, whatever because you’re fine with them seeing that stuff at that age and explaining it to them? Because that’s the hill you’re planning to die on right now.

If you really think that’s what’s happening with 5 year olds in preschool you clearly have no first-hand experience with kids of that age.

If your kids are watching full nude and explicit content at 9 you failed as a parent. Speaking as a parent of a 9 and 11 year old. 

My kids go to a small private school, so they are a bit behind on some of that stuff compared to maybe a regular public school. Still doesn’t change the fact that this movie doesn’t sound like something that should be screened in a public setting. I have never seen it and I am not an uptight or conservative person,…

It is no one else’s job to raise my kids. So, exposing them to inappropriate content against my will is not cool to me. 

I could give a fuck about anything in this movie for me, but my 3.5 year old definitely shouldn’t watch it.

They've taken MULTIPLE shots at BYU for polygamy and homophobia

This’ll make Musky big mad.

I’m confused. How are car seats driving down birthrates?

“American families aren’t having enough children.”

Ah, so he was trying to dogwhistle but accidentally foghorning even back then.

Are we sure we wasn’t trying to insert his banana into a tailpipe? Many people are saying that.

First couchfuckers, now truckfuckers??????

You can get this color as a wrap.

How many limbs are we talking about?

Are these the same “super amazing Chechen special forces” that were completely leveled with the ground within 48 hours of invading Ukraine? The ones that promised to take Kiev and instead got completely annihilated? 

First Gear: The media has GOT to stop equating “some dude skimming a few Google search results” and “scientists painstakingly subjecting a falsifiable hypothesis to experiment.”

Once the stigmata

This. Those burns were horrific. And the lady originally just wanted them to cover her medical bills. When McDonalds refused, she was forced to lawyer up and take them for everything she could.  And McDonalds deserved it for being recalcitrant shitheads.

I’m convinced that at least half of Americans think the president has a bunch of button & levers that control everything, like some kind of train or airplane.