Just wait until they get a heaping dose of Dave Gettleman next year when the Giants inevitably get picked to do this show. It’ll be all the incompetence with none of the charm! 

Within a week? He’ll be back on his old shit no later than 3am tomorrow morning. 

I think you’re closer to the truth than you give yourself credit for. And that truth is fucking terrifying. But you know what? We still exist in an authoritarian, post-9/11 surveillance state. And the party of fascists seems hell bent on doing this anyway, either by proxy though white supremacist shitbag mass…

Buddy, we’ve been past the looking glass since November 2016. Or maybe even July 2016 (when the RNC happened). That’s when I knew half of the goddamn country was insane and didn’t give a fuck about consequences. 

Without a doubt. I dated someone who works on his campaign, and she’s only there because she wants to leapfrog to a job working on the hill once this campaign folds.

This chud can’t drop out soon enough. 

It baffles the mind how people can willfully ignore Trump as the root cause and inspiration behind these acts of terrorism.

I feel your frustration.

Right? I’m still waiting ...

I dunno. It’s probably because the climate crisis is my primary issue when voting, but I can’t bring myself to like Yang. Him saying “It’s too late” to do anything to keep things from getting worse rubs me the wrong way.

I’d also add Inslee, because we need someone to keep talking about the climate crisis. I know his campaign is a long shot, and likely already dead, but damnit it’s better if he gets airtime than some chud like Delaney. 

I’d trade Beto for some three bean chili at this point. 

You’re not wrong about how smugly proud the Giants are. They’re the weird dog at the animal shelter that’s satisfied from eating its own shit.

God I hope this is the last time we see this DINO clown on a debate stage. Though I honestly think he is deluded enough to keep throwing millions at his train wreck of a campaign and try to keep it alive even if he doesn’t make the September debates

He means Sing Sing. It’s a max security prison in Ossining, which is about 30 minutes north of the city. When someone says they’re going “up the river,” it means they’re being committed there.

The NFC East plays the AFC North next year, and since the Giants played at the Browns in 2016, the Browns will be visiting the Giants in 2020.

That description reminds me more of Joe Biden if I’m being completely honest.

Bernie is Coughlin only in the sense that each should/could beat Trump/Bellichick in last-minute upset victories that everyone else in the country can get behind.

Fuck. Just realized MakeMexicoPayForJohnWall already mentioned McVay in his. Here’s an addendum then:

I dunno. Bernie would’ve been Coughlin if he were (1) still a coach in the league, and (2) Coughlin were innovative in any way.