“Great technique. A real tough hog molly. Let’s trade Janoris Jenkins to get him”

On the other hand, this is how Giants fans like myself walked into work Wednesday morning.

It’s been no secret that the Jackson family was fucked up, that Joe inflicted a good deal of trauma on his children, that Michael was a pedophile that committed his crimes in broad daylight, and that most of the Jackson family was willing to go along with it because of the money. The only thing that is different…

The Giants defense is are utter dog shit. FIFY. 

That’s the real takeaway buried in this story. Basically, corruption like this is OK in the eyes of the judicial system so long as it’s an “honest graft.” Which only happens if someone is ridiculously wealthy enough to buy a new dorm hall or athletic facility for some elite university. That’s how fucking high the deck…

I FUCKING HATE BEING RIGHT. I CALLED THIS SHIT ON TOM LEY’S PIECE LAST WEEK. FUCK THIS DUMB INCOMPETENT TEAM. *GUZZLES EVEN MORE BLEACH*

Is it too early to submit my WYTS entry? Will Drew not throw mine in the spam folder in March if I did? I already had 5 pages worth of bullshit this team has put me through before this evening, and I honestly just want to get it on the record before my team’s stupidity triggers a stress-induced aneurysm that fells me…

I second this. What the actual fuck

I really wish Westbrook made this shitheel catch hands. I know he’s above it, because he’s a badass with a heart of gold, but Westbrook has played with a literal dent in his face - he’s tough as fuck. That bootlicking heckler wouldn’t last a minute in a fair fight.

I think we all agree that Trump is neck-and-neck with Andrew Johnson as the worst president ever.

So how long will it be before Trump tries to pardon these rich brats? 

Sounds like this deal got off the ground before crashing and burning minutes after. The folks representing the Jets will say this failure was due to a software issue. 

Even if the odds of impeaching Commander Shit-for-Brains are low, there’s no good reason why the Democrats in Congress shouldn’t be beating on his criminality, incompetence, ill-temperament and desire to fuck over the working class in favor of billionaires like a drum between now and November 2020. Will Trump be…

Well, there once was a pink panther that could speak. But he got worse at it over time.

This is a reminder that Tucker Carlson has always been this evil, and that the work he has been doing has always been evil. And that Jon Stewart called out this dick in the bowtie for it way back in 2004.

I pledge to light up a fat bowl of Thin Mints and wolf down a box of Thin Mints in honor of AOC.

They sound more like a trio of friends from The Groundlings who are just dying to tell you about their improv comedy podcast.

The monied interests currently running this country are a cancer to both our society (with its hostility toward democracy) and the world (with its support of industries that are making our planet less capable of supporting life). If either is to survive this century, those interests must be removed before the damage…

The monied interests currently running our country are cancerous, and need to be removed before the damage they inflict, to both our society and to the world they are so happy to desecrate, is irreparable. 

I don’t want to believe this is possible, but we did just let our best defensive player go for nothing. I bet the Giants are going to extend Eli for 5 more years afterwards too. *drinks bleach*