Giants fan here. Romo was one of those QBs that you couldn’t ever be comfortable with taking the field at the end of the game with a chance to win - both Broncos-Cowboys in 2013 and Cowboys-Giants 2014 (the game where OBJ made that catch his rookie year) come to mind. The dude could ball. He was a worthy adversary…

Romo is legit the best NFL commentator around. Certainly the best I’ve been alive to hear calling from the booth. 

I don’t mind when the Patriots lose Super Bowls (I do mind when teams like the Eagles win), but I’d rather not have them make the Super Bowl at all. I’m fucking tired of seeing them play in February.

I’m pulling for Chiefs-Saints personally. Chiefs-Rams would be excellent. But good lord will it be a long two weeks if we get Pats-Saints as our Super Bowl.

Paneer is great on burgers. First tried it on a “Delhi”burger from the Map Room in Cedar Rapids, IA (smashed patty with paneer, mint chutney and garam masala, served on a brioche bun). It tasted fucking incredible. 

His prose is deplorable regardless of the medium. Whenever I read something from this smooth-brained imbecile, even when I haven’t had a drink in weeks, I feel like I’m in the clutches of an unholy hangover.

He should’ve come prepared

Of course they don’t conflict. A gang of Tanqueray and some bubonic chronic go together well like an English muffin and jam.

I could see the Washington Veterans becoming the de-facto team of the nationalist right if the name ever changed to that. And I could totally see Snyder pulling a Jerrah and using such a rebranding to snuff out Kapernick-esque player activism to “respect the troops.” And it would probably go over well for their fans &…

Agreed. Ditto for Dead Poet Society. 

Meet the new boss! Same as the old boss.

I genuinely thought this was an Onion headline.

Ron Howard voice: He was. And still is. 

That, and I’m 95% sure Graham, much like Trump, is a compromised Russian asset. 

It’s close, but it can’t be a proper Trump body double unless it was purchased in rubles

This deserves all the stars

This sounds a lot like a problem my girlfriend’s best friend (let’s call her Betty) has. From what the girlfriend has told me, Betty can’t stand more than a few seconds of intimacy with her dates because it’s too damn painful. She can hold relationships, but it’s a sensitive matter. And this sucks, because Betty’s a…

Genuine question - if Foles won a second Super Bowl & Super Bowl MVP this season, does that make him a lock for the Hall of Fame? And if so, would Eli also be a lock? Both have an assortment of odd NFL records (i.e. Eli once led the league in Q4 comebacks for a season & set a record for most passes completed (106) in…

I think he’ll be a stopgap for a team who doesn’t have anyone better on the roster to compete. I’m guessing he ends up on a short-term deal in either Jacksonville (because Flacco was nothing if not the AFC’s Eli Manning, and Coughlin might see that too), Washington (I’m guessing Alex Smith’s career is over, or Flacco…

Lest we forget, an actual child sex trafficking victim, Cytonia Brown, was sentenced to 51 years for killing the middle-aged creep who bought her. She’s still serving that sentence in Tennessee. Meanwhile, the architects of these evil predatory systems never set one foot in the yard. It makes my blood boil.