Hi I’m Steve Jobs and I would like to introduce you to Apple Snap Chat! A new proprietary app that allows you to do all the thing you do on snap chat but on an Apple device. We have been working hard here at Apple to give you all the convinces you already have access to but with a 50% markup.

First World Problems!!

BLAH BLAH BLAH! The only thing I noticed in this article was this picture.

No! You stop it!

Hey I found your phone and will not give it back!

You know McLovin Jr. you look live a proud V card carrier too!

This is why I love Rednecks! Bravo Cletus!

Don’t let him go Murph!! MURPH! DON’T LET HIM GO!!! MURPH!!!

Stay safe everyone.

Cubism survives to this day in the hearts and minds of our children.

So your stole the idea from the Addams Family and didn’t even do it justice.

I wonder how you would classify this on GlassDoor.com for Apple?

She may not be a looker but I’m going to need the female version so I don’t feel freaked out when I’m asleep in my bed at night. It just make thing weird when you get in the mood and a 6' tall dude in armor is watching what you and that unicorn do with that bottle of Jergens are doing!

True. The process for creating Damascus Steel has been lost for quite some time. And even though we can mimic the look of the steel as shown in the video we have yet to replicate the properties of it. Not to mention the source of the steal has so much to do with its final make is also lost to antiquity. But I think in…

Sam Said it best!

Okay! Time to gear up Agents!

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Did you say Reavers?

Well hell that would have been good to know a while back! Thanks for the tip!

Do you need a hug? You seem salty. Did someone mess up your order? You must be one of those DiGiorno pizza lovers!