long and grueling florida winter? these bears are weenies.

former classics student here....holler fagles!!

active in those communities too, way back when. Was going to post something similar, but just wanted to say "yep!" :)

I'm just trying to figure out how to get one of the B-list invite to Kimye's wedding. Mr. Kind Shoe is ready to GO!

Are we friends? We could be. #allthewine

and this shocks...no one. fuck you, hobby lobby. fuck you real good.

CUNTING SHIT is my new favorite

i mean, i was thinking more of the beef tongue, falaf and balut — but both aspic and baked beans are from france and england, originally. I mean, we could talk about what makes food american, and what that even means. that's actually an interesting thing — but this list of "ew yucky gross food" is weird. also wrong.…

let's list foods from other places and cultures and think it's gross. neat idea.

but I'm naked under my clothes. All the way naked. I'm confused and glad I live in that bastion of ladydom, texas.

totally fair: i just work in restaurants and wanted to clarify as a matter of pride. you are obviously aware of how this food processing works :)

Any restaurant? There are a number of restaurants that source responsibly and then just serve delicious food.

i like you.

This post makes me hate you a tiny bit. Adoption and infertility are separate issues. Please leave them that way. Also: check out what everyone else has said on this thread about the dumb shit you're saying.

Well, your mom is right. Putting your purse on the floor is terrible luck. Because apparently you are disrespecting your money or whatever. True or not, I never put my shitty, money-free purse on the floor. Maybe one day it'll work!

the problem with dogs, especially a pack of dogs, is that one is bound to ruin your proposal by dropping a deuce.

I'll tell you what's causing this illness: POOP. People with POOP on their HANDS. TOUCHING THINGS. And EATING FOOD. Gross.

I use Kindara — it's amazing and best for people who are conception minded (either avoiding or trying super hard—i'm in the latter group). I really like it, you can temp, or not or just enter your period and when you bone. It's GREAT!

that review is a joke, right? I mean, if not...oy.

I adore this article and all the ladies in it. Holler Toklas!