Let’s not get carried away.

Come now, since when was that a problem for white people in Hollywood? How many movies has Mel Gibson starred in?Charleston Heston?Joan Crawford?

How I feel about Stacey Dash is how I feel about Ann Coulter. I can’t if she’s serious or if she’s trolling everyone. I’m soooooo confused.

For some reason, this makes me think about the way people describe Bill Clinton. Even people who don’t like him comment on his ability to make people feel seen and heard. (Not just interns.)

The way she described Ben reminds me of many women’s relationship with narcissistic men (I know that n word is thrown around a lot, but I think it’s an epidemic in this culture.) Reaaaally trying to avoid ever being with anyone who is Brilliant And Generous And Charismatic but makes me feel small. Big people should…

The perfect celebrity puff profile, both for Garner’s amazing quotes and for how the piece tries to suggest that there are other things going on with her people would find as interesting as hearing about her relationship dramas. My favorite moments:

Something I recently learned the hard way. Sometimes you have to touch the stove to learn that it’s hot.

You know she never actually had cancer, right? And she started looking like shit way before she had the surgery. Also, I know several women with the breast cancer gene, and some who had the same surgery as Jolie. None wasted away because of it. Or before it.

There’s a line on one of the tracks from the new album where he talks about being off his Lexapro.

Jolie’s been looking like frail shit for years now. She just gets thinner and thinner. If we’re speculating I’m gonna go with functional anorexic and junkie.

That was the worst fucking tribute I’ve ever seen. It was all about Gaga. And she’s so full of herself that it was distracting the whole goddamned time.

Gaga’s Bowie tribute was appalling - cartoonish in its visual stupidity

That Bowie thing hurt my soul.

My wife and I keep discussing two tiny homes across from each other joined by a large courtyard/catio and a detached garage

Impossible. My relationship with Netflix has never been stronger.

Definitely wealthy to the point where she got a leg up in the industry. Her parents worked in the finance industry and owned a christmas tree farm. I don’t get the impression that it was celebrity levels of rich, however. The different between, like, working “in finance” but not actually being the owners or partners…

Wasn’t she really rich before she got famous?

All true.

Is this what it's like to be Kim Kardashian?

She’s reasonably good at nothing except taking people’s jobs. Tracy Wolfson or Michelle Tafoya or Alex Flanagan or Anyone For That Matter or GTFO.