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I regret that I have but one star to give you, headbandfever. Marshawn Lynch gave the sports media the respect they earned: Which was none, for the most part. And I love him for that. I love his integrity because he absolutely knew that this integrity was going to be received as uppity Negro/gangsta thug/[insert

who cares? 99% of “media people just doing their jobs” are insufferable assholes and jock sniffers. A local sports teevee guy in Anchorage(!?!) is well known for his “do you know who I am?” rants at service industry folk, and his cameraman is an equally repellent ass-groper and rich-daddy legacy. Athletes treating

He seems to clean up nicely. Anyone know his regimen pre awards show? In candid pap shots, he’s always bloated. But his jowl is nice and tight here.

Sounds like this assplay feud has taken Kanye down a peg or two.

According to his own logic he should go drop his kids off at daddy Ray-Js house since apparently he owns them

Because she’s never met a boundary she can’t violate.

A man who probably likes fingers in his butt felt the need to tell millions of strangers that he doesn’t like fingers in his butt!! Yes, it’s officially comedy now.

I'm not gonna lie, a public breakdown by Kanye over his fragile ego being shattered sounds delicious. Please tell me this is only the beginning and we can expect an entire "I don't like butt stuff, seriously!" episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Pssst, Kanye. Your wife didn’t become famous for cancer research. At least Amber Rose owns her past, where as your wife pretends hers didn’t exist.

Well, she wasn’t talking about black people. She was talking about gender inequality. And she prefaced it by admitting she’s lucky so it’s awkward for her to discuss it.

my liver can’t take it anymore

The entire Midwest is the very worst thing to ever happen. LITERALLY.

I hate the Midwest. And I was born there.

I’m not watching, I already decided I prefer Bernie. I hope to God he gets the nomination.

Really, as a rule, we should probably assume there’s a substantial amount of corruption in any sport that has (a) lots of money being wagered on it and (b) people aren’t making tons of money playing it.

Thank you. I’m in my 30s and I have never had the desire to get married and have children. I love my life, and I LOVE being single and unencumbered. I’m the only one of my friends not in a relationship. Everyone, friends and family, keeps asking me why I’m not with anyone. They don’t understand at all that it’s the

I’m going to Thailand for two weeks next month to work with elephants. That’s how I’m wallowing in my singledom. It’s going to be a blast. And nope, I do not feel bad that I’m not sharing it “with someone I love.” I am - ME. Being 44 and unencumbered feels pretty awesome. I’m not in debt paying for my kid’s college

Your mom sounds bananas. I’m in medicine, and I assure you that you have nothing to fear until you’re past your 35th birthday.

Untreated concussion and worsening drinking problem. That’s a recipe for a young death if ever I’ve heard one.