Is it just me or is there something ironic about the Kartrashian klan making a career and fortune on a sex tape - and getting top billing on many o’ Dirt Bags- while Janet, who is actually incredibly talented, lost her career because of a nip slip?

I’ve heard from one of his neighbors that he’s currently dicking around with a lot of women on the side from his main squeeze.

A GOPer is trying to keep the black man down while exercising his right to bear arms. What’s so fishy about that?

WAIT WAIT WAIT WHAT EYELINER IN JAIL INCIDENT?

I worked in the entertainment industry in the late 90’s. Here’s my rundown.

I think he should have to play the first 4 games with a ball COMPLETELY deflated... Like ur dad makin u smoke the whole pack when he catches you smoking cigs! Ha!

With all of the money Tidal is charging this is the least they could do. Hopefully, this will help to offset the ridiculous announcement video. Talk about not understanding your target audience.

I really don’t get how her wearing shorts or dancing should be a problem. This is 2015 not 1915. Also, not a bold enough platform? Fitness and childhood obesity are pretty serious issues.

I'd have liked Lorne to bring his mom out and apologize for some of the crappy seasons of SNL.

Khloe is beginning to look so cartoonish and desperate. That butt, and all those fake butts for that matter, is not cute. Cute, natural, robust butts have a natural drop. This one is so high up and it looks hard as rocks. Fake breasts, lips and butts will never rival the real thing.

I do not care for this trend of popstars wearing these high waisted panties with tights underneath. Hilary Duff is no exception. She and all the rest of them are invited to get off my lawn, despite the fact that Hilary Duff is actually older than I am.

My experience wasn’t nearly to this degree, but there was definitely some of this. My parents were overwhelmed with a bunch of young children, but as the parents of adults, they are pretty great. But occasionally (ok, often) it’s hard to just forgive the past.

My mom tried to run me over with her car at Christmas and I have only spoken to her once since then. And somehow I feel like the piece of shit in this whole situation.

Belle Meade is the name of a well-known plantation in Nashville, owned by the Harding family, one of the largest slave-owning families in Nashville.

Jesus Christ. And people donated how much to the pizza bigots?

All she had to do was wait another couple of years for me to pull my life together and find a purpose and emotional equilibrium and professional success and get in really good shape. Then we could’ve been happy forever!

I give Scarlett credit for being knowledgeable about a formerly great institution that has seen its credibility deteriorate rapidly this century, but there was no real reason for her to go out and do this. NBC easily could have gotten a replacement to host Saturday Night Live.

Well, the cast has spoiled SNL for the past 15 years, so there is that.

This was one step on the path to disinterested dislike for me

tl;dr for those who haven’t watched all the sketches: