First of all, it pisses me off to no end that none of the tabloids can wrap it around their feeble minds that Jennifer Aniston (or any woman for that matter) has no interest in having a child. Secondly, according to the tabloids, Aniston has been pregnant at least 100 times in the last 20 years. Lastly, why are they…

It’s pretty easy to tell which personalities are insufferable jerks to those they feel are “beneath” them by observing the revenge exacted by stylists and makeup artists.

I’m usually an SNL defender, but this episode fell flat to me. I don’t think it was Taraji’s fault — she did seem to be giving it her best. It was just kind of lame. Weekend Update wasn't even fun, and I'm the one person who actually likes Jost and Che together. Billy Crystal is where comedy goes to die, IMO.

I’m not black or white, and I found it to be an unacceptable word choice. Worse to use “jest” in the apology to give an appearance that this was used in some comical manner shows that he doesn’t understand the impact of his word usage of the n—- nor his follow up that jest means that using the n word is okay. It's not.

Despite the apology, whites are expected to continue furiously tweeting out “Stay classy” and starting Facebook arguments on the lines of “Why is okay when they do it?” Drunk white uncles across the land, meanwhile, are reportedly rubbing their hands with glee and planning to make Easter dinners incredibly awkward.

I’m black, and even I find it comical how the article chastises the white cultural for not being okay with that comment. Whether it’s racist or not is beside the point. The phrase he said should not be condoned, nor should we try to shift the story to it being wrong for people to be upset with it.

You think Kentucky players aren’t being paid?

Does it make it right if it wasn’t directed at anybody? I find it sad display of poor sportsmanship regardless. Just because they lost doesn’t absolve them from exhibiting class while representing UK on national TV.

It's a massive media conspiracy then, because multiple outlets are reporting it. The kid said it, he's a sore loser, and can't control his emotions well. I feel bad for his older self, he'll be regretting this later, I hope.

Can we finally talk about how “amateur athletes” obtain thousands of dollars worth of tattoos? I don’t blame the players; I blame everyone else.

I saw someone say she looks like a Gelfling now, and... I can’t un-see the comparison.

How can you even suggest such a thing? Clearly she's been living Ayn Rand's greatest fantasy. 50 Shades of Galt.

Stop trying to make Suki Waterhouse happen. It's not going to happen.

This Championship couldn't have come to a better person. I went to High School with Kyven and he was one of the nicest, most respectful people you will ever meet. His father was also great just a couple months before he passed I walked by him in our athletic office and he stopped the conversation he was having and…

If I recall correctly, they only got married because she got pregnant, like 3 months into their relationship. That seemed so crazy to me at the time - like something teenagers in the 50s would do, not independently wealthy and successful movie stars. I mean, yeah, they were young, but they also didn't know each other…

I hate that I know so much about this topic, but...

The only reason I remember these two is because BC said Jennifer Lawrence was too young for him and then proceeded to date someone even younger.

The Azealia Banks cover would be ok if she wasn't such a hateful person—-and a fair number of people knew who she was.

Brody, take it from someone who's been to endless bachelorette parties/bridal showers/baby showers/friends' children's birthday parties: that shit stacks up real fast.

Actually she's right. The kids might (might, depending on what olds they live with) know "Yellow Submarine" or, more likely, "Twist and Shout" because it's in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, but they have no idea who individual Beatles are, let alone which one was cute. But they've never heard of Heather Mills, either, that…