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As if the NFL didn't pre approve all of the jokes and script.

and then she married Jared Kushner: scumbag fate definitively sealed

I used to feel bad for his kids. Like what could be more embarrassing than having this ignorant joke for a father?

I don't think you know what Social Anxiety Disorder is.

Circa 2002? Maybe 2003.

I was the Room Service Coordinator at a casino in Atlantic City, NJ. My job consisted of taking orders via phone, creating the checks, assigning servers, and closing the checks. Room service also handled all the amenities for the shows, so I've been on the phone with an assortment of…

They should just replay this as the halftime show.

Gronk and Beastmode

This needs to be a sitcom, or a reality show. Just have these two live together and be themselves. That was unexpectedly, extremely, funny.

As a representative of the "American Heartland" woman, in my forties, I hate to break it to M. Hucks, but we've been smoking, swearing, fucking, and drinking in the flyover states for quite a while now. Wearing pants, voting, showing our ankles, the whole shebang. It's like we think we're people or something.

Someone broke Megyn Kelly and I'm loving every. fucking. second.

I was going to respond to this before noticing you led off with "Well, you know what?" That probably speaks for itself.

Or he feels like he's getting paid to play football, and when he's paid to appear in the media, he'll do that. But the Seahawks didn't give him 8 million/year for his social skills.

How do grown ass adults think that if they take a diet pill every day, do no exercise and eat whatever they want, they'll some how lose weight? Like, for serious? (I work in the restaurant industry so, yes, I know how stupid people can be.)

Took 'em a little while, but they've effectively run one of the most exciting players out of the league. The NFL Shield must only be represented by proper role models like Tom Brady, who cheats on the field as confidently as he did on his pregnant ex-wife.

This is officially more ridiculous than any scandal involving balls and puns.

I just can't understand a Christian whose knowledge and view of their religion is so off-kilter that they think it was OK for Jesus to invite a prostitute to have dinner with him but that it is NOT OK for you to even sell a gay person a fucking cake.

So in my fantasy world, Tara and Johnny and I are all besties and we watch skating and they teach me their ways in the worlds of both fashion and triple toe loops.

Actually, I've noticed whenever ANY of them have a new movie, out come the old questions.

Children: I don't think we'll ever know what truly happened on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith that day. Mayhaps Jolie was not the bewitching sorceress we all believed her to be and Aniston might actually be the Medea beneath the veil.

Especially when, for the last decade, the media has portrayed you as the desperate, pathetic victim.