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If everyone kept asking me about my ex-husband ten years later, I'd lose my shit.

The Republican response is on now. So Joni Ernst wore bread bags for shoes in the cold Iowa winters and yet says fuck all ya'll to the poor in the country today? That sounds about right.

Nailed it.

I am home alone with my wine, and I was all like :

right? Every time I see Amber Rose I'm like,"Kanye, ya done fucked up." I'm looking you too Wiz.

This is a silly, unnecessary game but Amber is still the winner.

Till he says it's OK to use condoms (at the very minimum) I won't be impressed.

That has got to be the daintiest high-five I've ever seen.

Belichick gives zero fucks what anyone thinks.

Meanwhile, a few minutes later on the sideline...

NFL operatives must have sent word down to FOX not to show that hit later in the game lest people get an idea players still get concussions during games. Look for Bradshaw to be handed a note during the post-game show making him say how that wasn't a tough hit and that the NFL concussion protocols are the best in the

Just the combination of things I've heard over the years, and some of it was likely rumors. It seems like he wasn't terribly faithful or considerate to his wives or partners (and not in the sense of agreements to have open relationships), and didn't spend much time with his kids (even accounting for the fact that it's

As both a Packer fan and a Russell Wilson fan, I was really upset to see them not do a concussion screening on Wilson after this. Even if he said he felt fine, they take 5 minutesminutes.

And she was in the Footloose remake and the Rock of Ages movie... It's like she is the go-to actress for unnecessary retreads of old material that should be left alone.
When they do a musical version of Orange is the New Black, she'll be ready though.

Dafuq?

As much as I love professional football, a small part of me wonders what would happen if everyone started watching another sport with as much fervor and abandoned the NFL altogether.

kate mckinnon is a national treasure. the same can not be said for the biebs.

If you are not wearing the required makeup, I will stop you and apply it myself. I don't care if you're late for class. I don't care if you're a sophomore or a super senior. I will stop you.

My boss has never sent me an email detailing what color my nail polish needs to be or the length I ought to trim my pubes.

I would honestly rather have my fingernails pulled than be subject to this level of personal management. Given the choice between Hell or being a member of a sorority I would choose Hell in an instant, unless Hell is actually one huge sorority where it is rush week all the time.