Jeremy Roenick is a slimy turdweasel and I cheered when Scott dropped that truth bomb on him.

This is my favorite thing. I have the biggest, dumbest smile on my face, and have since he scored his first goal!

The fact that Emrick posted that (who I can't stand, by the way) is epically hilarious. Does anyone like J.R. other than J.R.?

Not a fan of John Scott the enforcer, but I absolutely love John Scott the human being. This was an incredible moment. He even earned the MVP! For the record, the NHL didn’t put him on the MVP ballot either. Fans wrote him in and he won anyway. Suck it, Bettman.

Better ingredients. Better QBs.