Rudy: “My client’s long-time lawyer and confidante is not credible because he has spent so many years lying on behalf of my client, who is credible.”

Presumably also questioning why the soy farmers needed a $12bn bailout bribe, because of Trump’s policies.

Tweet? He fucking addressed them directly on camera. Evidence of their hacking came the next day!.

Yeah, and Rump only hires THE BEST people, right?! Like the list of people an arm and a leg long who resigned or were fired from his administration because of their incompetence (sometimes criminal too.)

Fran Lebowitz said in a 2016 VF article that #TRE45ON was the dumbest person she’d ever met in her life, and you couldn’t get any dumber than that.   Of course, she spends all her time in Manhattan, so she’s never gotten out to Indiana or Wyoming or even Jersey to meet the base base.

The idea of Dump digging his own grave with his tweets is sweet indeed.

Talk about irresponsible reporting. If you’re gonna quote someone, make sure you use the full quote.

If you want to speak directly to Donny Two Scoops, going on Fox is the best way.

her excuse is so horrible ... F for effort .. because whyyy would your phone even AUTO correct to a racial slur unless you’ve used it.

evangelicals chose to support a twice-married Hollywood actor who was a known womanizer in Hollywood. His name was Ronald Reagan. They chose to support him over Jimmy Carter, a born-again Baptist Sunday school teacher who had been married faithfully to one woman.”

My mother loved things like ouija boards and fortune tellers, but she cautioned her daughters NEVER to have anything to do with them, because whatever power there was in them didn’t come from God. In retrospect, that says volumes about my mother’s sense of damnation.

Dammit, you got me. I was a gullible elementary schooler.

When I was a teenager, my friends and I went to a park over the weekend to play Ouija. It had become a ‘thing’ within our theatre troupe, and we played as much as we could. My best friend was especially religious at the time, and from a family of santeros, so she stayed far away and wandered the park instead of…

I was never allowed one as a kid because my mother says they had to BURN ONE when she was growing up. I guess things got weird around the house.

She vanished for awhile, then came back to the lime light dating an mra nazi admitted internet troll, declaring their ideas worth more inspection. Which ok, not great but not crazy... she then preceeded to purposefully attack trans activists and feminists, often sicking her new troll army onto them to try and drive the…

I was a bit in the middle--I knew, realistically, that it was probably a scam, but I also really wanted it to be real. 

That was me. I moved it. If you ever used the ouija board with me, I was jerking the oracle around slowly from letter to letter because your slumber party was annoying and that game was boring and I liked watching you freak out.

60 - finger themselves. Let’s just throw that one in there.