I can't quite bring myself to be upset about #1. In 2009, I had a woman behind me get seriously rude at me for bumbling my way through the TSA screening because obviously everyone knows the rules by now!

It doesn't matter what Jesus would condone. What matters is the nature of the holiday itself. This is a fantasy that only people of a Christian background can have because they want to believe that their holiday is everyone's holiday.

I feel this way when people talk about taking Xanax like it's a recreational drug. I have only taken it for a few brief periods where anxiety was just absolutely overwhelming me but all it did was make me able to get through a day without having a breakdown over something as simple as not being able to find my keys. …

Well, remind me not to travel to England. From what I've been reading, you can be hospitalized against your will for up to six months at a time and you can be given treatment without your consent (including medications) for the first three.

EXACTLY. No one else has a professor fetish? :(

Maybe not condemning the response of a 12 year old to this ridiculous/difficult situation? Not condemning another young teenager for taking "creep shots" as you say? Is a creep shot really an applicable term to apply here?

Sliquid is a company that makes all natural lubricant from organic materials. I prefer their Sassy Booty because it is a thicker gel.

Silicone is one of the best materials for adult toys. It's the only one that can be sterilized that is also flexible which is super important. (Don't want to keep giving yourself that yeast infection or UTI.) Silicone also doesn't contain ingredients like phalates that are known to cause cancer like a lot of other…

The "dark side" does, indeed sell. And it an absolute shame, especially when used to frame mental illness and addiction. There's a reason why those stupid fucking shows on TLC (Learning? what "learning"?!) are popular. They are awful. As a recovering addict, who was raised by an alcoholic (and fairly quick cycling…

Yay you! Like I said meds is not for everyone, do you. I just dislike when folks act like one thing works for everyone or try to tell how to deal with your illness. However the people who disapprove of meds, usually disapprove of therapy too. Cause you know it's all in our head.

Yes, yes, you know if only we changed our diet or meditated or tried natural/hollistic remedies. Then we would stop being dependent on the poison that pharmaceutical companies are feeding us, just so they can make more money. Not that I have anything against folks that these methods work for, but it doesn't work for…

No worries - I've worked in both advertising and marketing. It can seem like a fun, cool job with hysterical people to hang out with - and then you're sitting around the office at 1AM looking at crusty takeout desperate for an idea to save you at some big pitch meeting in a day and you realize all this agita is really…

Lol! Mental illness is hilarious! Let's reinforce the idea that meds are crutches for boozy housewives! Yay! I love it when television tells me that I just don't understand my own life!

Japanese customer service standards are awesome. I mostly buy my stuff though Kinokunya because I did sign up for their discount program, and mostly I make impulse purchases - like waking up one morning and thinking, "I MUST have a Totoro plush/tankobon/Engrish stationary NOW." That website looks awesome though.

I used to play "daycare" with stuffed animals as a kid... me and my sister would get all our stuffed animals and sit them in front of the TV, then we'd put them down for nap time. It was sickeningly cute.

Then, when I was 10 or 11, I told some friends about my awesome stuffed animal collection... and I was mocked hard…

Wait, what? You're seriously going to blame the adults who were victimized and abused in childhood, as though there's some kind of magical "bullied-to-bully" transformation that happens when they turn 18?

Hold on to Batkid. Keep that memory close.