Imagine if you or I stood before a judge and said:

I don’t work for free. You can do your own Googling.

Learn to use Google Image Search. It’s not hard.

The concentric chin/grin is kinda weird too.

But he calls you a sensitive snowflake, right?

“If the tenant association, represented by counsel during the condominium conversion process, thought there was any harassment going on they would have certainly made a complaint to the AG office, which they did not,” Taylor told the Daily News.

They can dish it out, but...

When all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail, and you wind up with mission creep and “I feared for my life” bullshit

Yes.

More than a mere tendency. The entire system works to encourage excessive force—frequently enact on-the-spot death sentences, for those the officers somehow regard as (no more than) possibly not harmless—and very rarely hold anyone responsible.

Most appear to be graduates of the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy.

He had also, previously (during the campaign), publicly called upon the Russians to get Hillary’s emails. Begged for them! By any means.

Is there much of a system by which law enforcement officials are subject to oversight? What little exists: does it obey a 5-second rule?

In the back. Five times.

When has disciplining or removing the “bad apples” ever been sufficient? (Not that either happens more than 1 in 1000 times, at best.)

At his age and girth? Seems unlikely he even bothers trying anymore. Neither pharmaceuticals nor surgery can perform miracles.

Would you also be needing a tire-pump? Or several industrial-grade air compressors, maybe.

Then there was Alan Turing.

Entirely plausible, given his preferences in food.

Trump has repeatedly maintained that exercise is bad for you.