He publicly apologized.

“In fact, in Rand McNally they wear hats on their feet. And hamburgers eat people.”

Working for paper and for iron/Work for the Unicorn and Lion

Would have difficulty recalling and recounting every literary, cinematic and musical reference to the Blitz I’ve encountered. Despite being an American who grew up in a tiny, conservative, nearly all-white suburb. Who once hoped to visit other parts of the world, then encountered multiple chronic physical and mental…

And, who fed his ego? Oh, I’m astonished.

You refer to Mrs. Coulter and the General Oblation Board, I assume?

Conservatives...what a bunch of frenzied self-cannibalizing heaps of toxic

Only if the Deutsche Bank and the oligarchs are feeling particularly generous.

Trump hasn’t beheaded anyone.

Couldn’t understand why his staff were talking about...whales?

A mayor, hoping to avoid chaos and injuries (or worse), suggests residents of his city shouldn’t panic. The U.S. president goes on a wild screed about the UK being soft on “radical Islamic terrorism.”

He was hoping to purchase its more-picturesque, less-populated areas. For some odd reason these plans might not reach their full potential.

They’re protected by an ocean. Temporarily. Sorta. 

Dotard praised Boris Johnson as “a very talented guy” who he has “a lot of respect” for. Why? Because Boris “obviously likes me, and says very good things about me.” Aside from being a cross-Atlantic wannabe of the Orange One. Oh, and he’d make a great Prime Minister. Not that this was an indirect slap in Theresa…

Dotard praised Boris Johnson as “a very talented guy” who he has “a lot of respect” for. Why? Because Boris “obviously likes me, and says very good things about me.” Aside from being a cross-Atlantic wannabe of the Orange One.

Aha! Finally it’s here. Happy happy joy joy

Oh but it’s a loose network of millions of Aunt Tillies.

Impressive in length. Most of all, in an apparently-passionate quality of exhortation: intended to provide a simulacrum of meaning (and other presumably-laudable qualities).

Truth in Advertising isn’t as dead as the Fairness Doctrine, but its pulse and respiration are becoming difficult to detect.

By “the Fairness Doctrine came down,” I assume you’re referring to when it was ended.