Sorry, there can only be one Dodge Dart on the list.

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This is the enthusiast version of this article. Well done sir!

The Versa is undoubtedly worse than the Dart, my own biases aside.

I had a rental Sentra this year and it was hard to believe there’s a car BELOW that, made by the same company. Yet, the Versa exists, and the newer ones are apparently BETTER than the shitbox on this list.

I vehemently hate the 2.slow base model Dart...…

“It’s an engineering triumph the same way that a machine that can instantly cover a corn dog in 24K rose gold would be: technically impressive, but a fundamentally stupid and useless way to shout how rich you are.”

Every day Jason finds a new and impressive way to make me incredibly proud to work with him. I adore this…

My family of four has three cars: an Outback, a crew-cab F150 and a race car.

Apparently this car will have a 12,000rpm V12, so the joke is that Ferrari engines can only rev to 9,500. This becomes important toward the end of a really awesome movie in theaters now.

Know what’s even better than your Honda mower? A Snapper mower with a Honda motor in it ;)

Those aren’t mutually exclusive, just an unusual combination. Mutually exclusive would be a current Nissan owner who has never owned a Nissan.

thats the air suspension making it easier to load, genius.  You did read the payload specs right?

Why the cooler at all? It has drain plugs, just fill with your favorite beverage and ice, and go! 

I couldn’t disagree more- this is a case where history rhymes.

Highly disappointed this isn’t a carrier that shoots lightning or that is powered by lightning, as I was led to believe by the headline

Working for rich people you can’t show up in a Rolls unless they have a much nicer Rolls.

I mean, couldn’t *one* of you have given him a reasonable answer?  The only non-troll answer is the Acadia, and he literally said he had no use for an SUV.  I get that there’s a comedy element, but I thought there were supposed to be a few helpful suggestions?

So,

He’s pulling it out of his ass, of course. It’s a shitty read.

This is the old man I strive to become.  Has empathy, but not without enjoying the absurdity of life. Also I would like to own a hat

So your only point is that you can’t get youtube red?