As a human who has been made to cry and feel like shit because of other, more entitled humans, I can't/won't empathize with the douchebag in these situations. If they had simply not been a douchebag then the revenge would never have had to be exacted upon them. And then of course, if we are constantly letting people…

Usually karma happens slowly, and those that are wronged do not get to see it righted... aaaaaand sometimes it sends a rogue agent to take care of that shit right now. The greatest gift, though, is when karma anoints you as the agent of justice.

I like to leave a very fine line of toothpaste along their front windshield wipers. Then I put one dot on the drivers side at eye level. When they get in the car, they see the door and hit the wipers. This will smear toothpaste all over the windshield.

With exquisite disdain, touched with the slightest sense of pity, he answered "On a grill."

Mine was 3D printed with fungus I grew from vaginal yoghurt (I'm also an American who uses an H in "yoghurt").

Yeah, that is a valid point, though Lululemon also has factories in Bangladesh and the mandatory cult-participation is not really pro-worker.

If your eureka moment is going to involve what most women want in yoga pants, let's be honest here: it's a fart filter.

mine is woven of afterbirth, with hemp tassels.

Yeah, but my yoga mat is woven from organic, free-range lentils so obviously I am winning.

If you read the article, the situation was even more complicated than that. The kids were in foster care — AND FLOURISHING — but the mother approached the Harrises for a private adoption because she assumed DHS was about to terminate her rights. So rather than have them go into the system, she thought she was…

OMG. It's like nobody has even SEEN Say Anything. The only reason they broke up was because of her DAD putting pressure on her and they LOVED EACH OTHER.

Like I see where you guys are coming from but it's my favorite movie.

Potential boom box-holders always forget that it didn't even work.

The funny thing is, Lloyd and Diane really are an exceptional case. She only dumped him because her father pressured her into it. That's not typical of dumpings.

And to those people I say: My mom went out with my dad because she wanted to meet my dad's roommate. He badgered her into dating him. He had to badger her into marrying him.

They fucking hate each other. It sounds romantic from the outside, but it is not. cute. up. close.

RIP Giggy

I worked the drive thru at McDonald's as a teenager. I was the perky, "Have a super day!" girl on staff that I'm sure everyone hated. I'm positive they were staring at my back, silently wishing the swift and inevitable crushing weight of adulthood on my chipper demeanor. Who could blame them?

When the shit goes down cash will be worthless pieces of paper, man.

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