Did you get a bear trap for the baby? Good gracious.

Cut my penis of once, shame on you. Cut my penis off twice...QUIT CUTTING MY PENIS OFF!!!

Democrats and liberals regularly beat him up over taking vacation time.

Velociraptor steaks.

George W. Bush used to do productive work on his vacations. How much brush has B. Hussein Obama cleared lately? Obama's pro-brushfire agenda is hurting this nation.

Yeah, because he took more than 400+ days to vacation, which is more than any other president in recent history. But even if that weren't the case, the framing of the dialogue is ultimately key here: people questioned why he was taking so much time off. No criticisms or questions were raised about how that time off…

"There are three different views on the subject of violence. One is the approach of pure nonviolence, which cannot readily or easily attract large masses, for it requires extraordinary discipline and courage. The second is violence exercised in self-defense, which all societies, from the most primitive to the most…

Yup... wizards.

The difference between your mother and Sarah Palin is that your mother gave a shit about your dog.

Damn, and the dog is even black. :(

I'll remind you of that when you walk in on someone you love being raped.

dont shame the brickhanded

The American public is flat-out lied to about how socialized medicine words in other countries. The stories of bad experiences (of which there are relatively few in comparison to the many, many positive accounts) are publicized and exaggerated to bolster the fear-mongers's negative stance until those too…

I hear that all the time, that people will die waiting to see a doctor in countries with universal healthcare. HA. Ok, in the meantime, when I was dealing with serious GI problems, it would take 3 to 4 months to see a gastroenterologist. Even for a follow up to go over test results! If I want to see a dermatologist?…

But what you paid wasn't the "true" cost either—often uninsured people pay more because insurance companies cut deals so uninsured (and/or the government if unable to pay) subsidize insured healthcare. At least that was true pre-ACA.

By "actually costs" you are buying into the phony US system. What is the "cost" of using an otherwise idle MRI, or speaking with an otherwise idle doctor? Basically zero. The US only charges people such incredible prices for things like this because our system is designed to do so; our system is designed to let…

I have used both systems and the NHS is far better, it is ranked better than US.

What they tell us in Canada is that the costs in the US are much higher than in Canada for equivalent medical care. This is why we need travel insurance, to cover the difference. Our own health care will cover US medical costs up to as much as it would cost in Canada, and we're responsible for the (often very large)…

I once read a pro-life thingy written from the perspective of a growing foetus and I was like 'AAH KILL IT, KILL THE TALKING DEMONBABY' which is probably not the effect they were going for.

Jesus Fucking Christ, I knew someone was going to pull this shit.